The Helicockter Calculator

Since the dawn of time humans have been asking how fast one would need to spin their penis to be able to take off like a helicopter. So we have created this calculator for you to work it out!

Input the penis Length and Girth into the calculator and the weight of the person. It will generate the Rotations per minute required to make the object weightless.

This means any more rotations will be enough to start gaining a vertical force to take off.

This calculator makes assumptions on the shape but aerodynamic enough to take off, and that air flow would be high enough to generate the thrust.